Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 78493 times)

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #135 on:** February 11, 2009, 11:07:50 AM »

Lingerie

Women - I hope he likes this it took me ages to pick out the right one.

Men - Get that damn clothing out of my way!

Valentine's day

Haruhifan · « **Reply #136 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:07:15 AM »

Valentine's day

Women - A romantic dinner out with flowers and music followed by his sweet nothings whispered in my ear.

Men - Blowjob in the morning, sexy dinner made by wife with only an apron and nothing else on, and evening of romping until we drop!

Basketball

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #137 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:29:05 PM »

Basketball

Women - That big, tall man can dribble on me any time!

Men - I could have dunked that too!

Country Music

Haruhifan · « **Reply #138 on:** February 15, 2009, 09:38:38 AM »

Yeah sure, see Dwight Howard dunk as Superman on that 12 foot high net? Not happening for me I know for sure.

Country Music

Men - GOD I loathe this stuff (OK that's bias from me).

Women - Oh please show my that cute singer one more time like Toby Keith!

Rock Music

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #139 on:** February 16, 2009, 10:01:37 AM »

Rock Music

Men - It can't be played loud enough

Women - I lust for those big hair 80's band members!

Pink Floyd

Haruhifan · « **Reply #140 on:** February 16, 2009, 01:32:27 PM »

Pink Floyd

Men - One of the best bands of all time, so crank their music up!

From the "Dark Side of the Moon" Album: Brain Damage

Women - They got pink in their name and are British, works for me!

Guitars

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #141 on:** February 16, 2009, 01:37:47 PM »

Guitars

Men - I bought this thing because I'm gonna learn to play and be in a rock band and get those chicks that flash their boobs at concerts.

Women - I wish he'd learn to play that thing or sell it.

Boobs

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #142 on:** February 16, 2009, 03:32:56 PM »

Boobs

Women - I wish all those guys would look at my eyes instead of my boobs!

Men - Women have eyes?

Penii (I'm sure that's the plural of penis!)

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #143 on:** February 16, 2009, 07:17:54 PM »

Penii

Women - the center of his universe.

Men - the center of my universe.

Star Trek

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #144 on:** February 17, 2009, 09:12:07 AM »

Star Trek

Women - Funny how Kirk gets laid on every episode without even trying.

Men - Must have.... alien........ pussy!

Star Wars

Haruhifan · « **Reply #145 on:** February 21, 2009, 10:13:57 AM »

Star Wars

Men - Lightsabres! The Force! Slave Leia!

Women - It's all about Harrison Ford...In Bed.

The Academy Awards (aka the Oscars)

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #146 on:** February 22, 2009, 01:31:37 AM »

The Academy Awards

Women - I can't wait to critique the outfits!

Men - I hope there is a wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet

Comedians

Haruhifan · « **Reply #147 on:** February 22, 2009, 09:24:31 AM »

Comedians

Men - Hey I can be funny too!

Women - Just give me that hot Dane Cook.

Romantic Movies

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #148 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:45:16 PM »

Romantic Movies

Women - Why can't my man be just like the heart throb in this movie?

Men - She knows he's gay right?

Sunday mornings

Haruhifan · « **Reply #149 on:** February 23, 2009, 07:25:35 PM »

Sunday mornings

Women - Time for chuch honey!

Men - ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 78493 times)