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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #165 on: March 09, 2009, 11:38:39 AM »
Divas

Women - I am never that high maintenance! (Said with hubby coughing uncontrollably in the background)

Men - That woman needs a good hard fuck!


Morning sex
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #166 on: March 09, 2009, 11:41:50 AM »
Vegetables

Women ~ Salad
Men ~ Beer

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #167 on: March 09, 2009, 11:43:30 AM »
Yay welcome back Kat and congrats on post 100!

Ice

Women - What I put in my drinks.

Men - What I put on my sores.

Poker
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #168 on: March 09, 2009, 10:16:55 PM »
Why did we skip morning sex?

Morning Sex

Women - What a wonderful way to start the day!  I hope my breath doesn't stink.

Men - What a fanfuckingtastic way to start the day!  I hope her breath doesn't stink.

Now... back to regular programming.

Poker
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #169 on: March 10, 2009, 01:47:40 PM »
*laughs* Nice ones MD

And I have no idea why she skipped it?

Poker

Women - These men are going to lose big since they think I don't know how to play!

Men - I am going to make it strip poker with her in the game!

Single's bars
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #170 on: March 10, 2009, 02:20:28 PM »
Single's bars

Women - Finally I can find a man here who might last more than a night in bed.

Men - Hmm wonder if I got her drunk enough to score...

Beer
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #171 on: March 12, 2009, 11:14:30 AM »
Beer

Women - I'll pretend to like it until we're engaged!

Men - Nectar of the gods


Religion
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #172 on: March 13, 2009, 11:48:10 AM »
Religion

Women - Anal sex isn't one of the unforgivable sins, is it?

Men - Oh, I'll make her see God.

Anal Sex


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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #173 on: March 14, 2009, 12:11:00 AM »
Awwww Did you leave that there just for me MD?   ;D

Anal Sex

Women - Do it for the diamond bracelet!  Do it for the diamond bracelet!

Men - Hehehe. It's zirconium!


Diamonds
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #174 on: March 14, 2009, 09:53:50 AM »
I have absolutely NO idea why I skipped morning sex!  It's so fucking delicious!!  Grrrr...

DIAMONDS

Women ~  Oooooh... shiny!

Men ~  Ooooooh... expensive!

MONEY
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #175 on: March 14, 2009, 01:51:28 PM »
Money

Men - My hard earned cash for paying for the important things...

Women - Time to raid his wallet to go on a shopping spree!

Shopping Malls
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #176 on: March 15, 2009, 10:11:22 PM »
Shopping Malls

Women - I wander from store to store to make sure I see everything!

Men - I go to one store, find what I need and escape as soon as possible.

BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #177 on: March 16, 2009, 12:04:07 PM »
Birthday presents

Women - I'll probably have to put both our names on this one for the kids again!

Men - Huh?


Speeding
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #178 on: March 16, 2009, 05:54:04 PM »
Speeding

Men - I can do it like those NASCAR guys!

Women - Speeding what's that?  I drive like this normally.

Horseback riding
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #179 on: March 17, 2009, 09:27:05 AM »
Horseback Riding

Women - ohhh, ohhhhhhh, Oh god! OH GOD YESSSSSSSS!!! Gallop harder!

Men - My butt is sore

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