Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 78542 times)

Haruhifan · « **Reply #180 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:01:07 PM »

Man would I like to be that horse she rode...I mean,

Facebook

Men - Meh it's there.

Women - It's were I socialize, find new friends, talk, put up pretty pictures, post...

Comic Book Stores

Katalyst · « **Reply #181 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:25:29 PM »

COMIC BOOK STORES

1) Men ~ Embracing their childhoods.
2) Women ~ Grow the fuck up.

*winks at Haru* Just teasing, honey...

PERFUME

Haruhifan · « **Reply #182 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:47:27 PM »

Heh all good, it's the game after all!

PERFUME

Women - Oh got to try that new sample at the mall.

Men - *cough cough* You got WAY too much on!

GARDENING

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #183 on:** March 20, 2009, 09:07:44 PM »

Gardening

Women - it will be so satisfying to serve a meal with vegetables that I cared for and cultivated and loved.

Men - why does her desire for a garden mean all of my weekends are spent tilling, weeding, building tomato towers, weeding, spraying for bugs, weeding, watering, fertilizing, weeding...

MARCH MADNESS

Haruhifan · « **Reply #184 on:** March 22, 2009, 01:09:08 AM »

MARCH MADNESS

Men - Time to do my brackets then book off work for a while to watch all the games on my new big screen TV!

Women - Oh what the f...I thought he only does this for his precious NFL?!

MAKE UP SEX

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #185 on:** March 23, 2009, 01:51:39 PM »

MAKE UP SEX

Women - if he's really sorry, he'll last more than 3 minutes this time.

Men - if she's really sorry, she'll lick more than 3 times a minute this time.

HEARING THE PHRASE "We need to talk..."

luvsev · « **Reply #186 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:49:57 PM »

Hearing the phrase: "We need to talk..."

Men-'S@$&, what did I do now?'
Women-'This can't be good, he's probably going to end things with me.'

Up next: Chick Flicks

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #187 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:20:14 AM »

Chick Flicks

Women - I have been DYING to see this movie for months. Tissues - check! Phone to call bff - Check!

Men - I had so better get a blow job from her after watching this!

Country Music

luvsev · « **Reply #188 on:** March 24, 2009, 02:48:32 PM »

Tee hee, I like your sentiment on the Chick Flicks, because for the most part it's true. Though I can't stand those types of movies... urgh.

Country Music:

Men: 'stories that are kind of whiny.'
Women: 'I can so relate to that song.'

Next up: Porn

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #189 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:09:01 PM »

Porn

Women - I have no idea what it is you men see in that stuff?

Men - Ahhhh Thinking of sex with someone besides the wife! (Bad DTM!)

Sex toys

luvsev · « **Reply #190 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:45:31 PM »

Sex toys

Men: What does she need that for when she has me? or, hmmm... this is interesting. How can I torture her with it?

Women: To use for fantasies or when the man isn't around.

Being tied up

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #191 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:49:52 PM »

Being tied up

Women - I hope he doesn't tease me too much

Men - I am going to bring her soooo close to climax then back down, then do it again, and again, and again. *grins wickedly*
(Or is that just me?)

Role Playing

luvsev · « **Reply #192 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:55:30 PM »

Sounds like fun, DTM. *looks on innocently*

Role Playing

Men: Time to exercise my fantasies

Women: Err... I'll go along with it, but it seems kind of weird.

Floggers

Haruhifan · « **Reply #193 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:46:02 PM »

Floggers

Men: Umm honey, why are you holding that?

Women: Because someone's been a naughty boy and needs a flogging...
*fade to black*

Baseball

luvsev · « **Reply #194 on:** March 24, 2009, 10:32:45 PM »

Baseball

Men: Time to watch my favourite team play... I've got a bet going.

Women: Do you really have to watch that? It's so boring.

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