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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #195 on: March 25, 2009, 04:24:31 PM »
Chocolate Sauce

Women - Who needs sex?

Men - Let's pour some on me then honey!


Lingerie
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #196 on: March 25, 2009, 04:31:45 PM »
hehehe.

Lingerie

Men - I don't know why she needs this. I'd f%@$ her in anything.

Women - Ooh, this is sexy, *holds up slinky black nightie* my man would really like this on me.


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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #197 on: March 25, 2009, 04:33:53 PM »
Silk Sheets

Women - They feel so soft and sexy against my skin

Men - I can't get a grip on these damn sheets!


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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #198 on: March 25, 2009, 04:38:21 PM »
Anal Sex

Women - You want to put it where?!

Men - Trust me, you'll like it if you just relax.


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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #199 on: March 26, 2009, 04:22:36 AM »
Oral Sex

Men - Deeper hunny, take me DEEPER!

Women - Oh FFS don't you know how to lick a pussy?!

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #200 on: March 26, 2009, 12:13:50 PM »
Faking an Orgasm

Men - Why would she do that?

Women - This is good, but I'm tired/or this move isn't doing it for me.

Make Up Sex
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #201 on: March 27, 2009, 05:48:36 PM »
Make Up Sex

Women - the physical expression of our deep, loving, intimate connection.

Men - maybe she'll feel bad and finally let me cum all over her face.

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #202 on: March 27, 2009, 06:21:04 PM »
Ejaculating on the face

Men - I want to see her pretty face dripping with my cum.

women- Eew... do I have to?


Condoms
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #203 on: March 28, 2009, 12:06:21 AM »
Condoms

Women - You better have one or you're getting none!

Men - Look!  I can make balloon animals with them!

School
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #204 on: March 28, 2009, 12:07:40 PM »
School

Men - great place to play sports and hang out with friends.

Women - I can build a social network and learn.
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #205 on: March 28, 2009, 12:09:10 PM »
Oops, forgot to post the next topic.

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #206 on: March 28, 2009, 10:17:44 PM »
Breakfast in bed

Women - He finally did something nice!  OK what did he do last night?

Men - Mmmmmmm bacon.

Sunday School
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #207 on: March 29, 2009, 01:52:46 PM »
Sunday School

Men - I'd rather be listening to the football game right now.

Women - Wake up, honey, and listen.

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #208 on: March 29, 2009, 05:17:08 PM »
Bikini Models

Women - what a bitch.

Men - would it be wrong for me to ejaculate on her perfect tits?

FAKE BOOBS
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #209 on: March 29, 2009, 10:38:03 PM »
FAKE BOOBS

Women - Yeah but mine are real and they feel WONDERFUL (paraphrasing from that one episode of Seinfeld).

Men - SO long as they bounce I'm all in!

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