Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 78596 times)

luvsev · « **Reply #210 on:** March 29, 2009, 11:43:38 PM »

Nurses

Men - Let's play naughty nurse.

Women - career that involves horribly long hours.

Sex in front of a mirror

Haruhifan · « **Reply #211 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:40:34 PM »

Sex in front of a mirror

Men - I touch myself, I want you to hold me...

Women - Hey my butt does look a bit big...

Sex on the beach

luvsev · « **Reply #212 on:** March 30, 2009, 11:24:11 PM »

Sex on the beach

Men - ugh... I'm going cleaning off sand for a long time.

Women - A romantic, exotic locale to make love.

A Quickie

Haruhifan · « **Reply #213 on:** March 31, 2009, 04:56:29 PM »

A Quickie

Women - That should keep him content for a while. *wipes face clean*

Men - Wait wha...that's all I get today?!

Speedos

luvsev · « **Reply #214 on:** March 31, 2009, 04:59:10 PM »

Speedos

Men - shows off my package.

Women - urgh... is he really wearing that? He so does not have what it takes to look good in a speedo.

Giving a blowjob in the car

Haruhifan · « **Reply #215 on:** April 02, 2009, 10:22:57 AM »

Giving a blowjob in the car

Men - Oh damn that's good, oh shoot I ran a red light!

Women - Mmmmm hope he gives me a good blasting reward for my skills.

Public Flashing

luvsev · « **Reply #216 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:13:02 PM »

Public Flashing

Men - It must be my lucky day. I just got to see a great pair of tits.

Women - The things we do just to get some Mardi Gras beads.

Sex in a Dressing Room

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #217 on:** April 02, 2009, 03:52:27 PM »

Sex in a Dressing Room

Men - This is soooo kinky! I can't believe she's letting me do this.

Women - *pulling his wallet and credit cards out while he's distracted* Helloooooo Louboutins!

Giving oral sex

luvsev · « **Reply #218 on:** April 02, 2009, 04:58:15 PM »

Giving Oral Sex

Men - it turns her on, so why not.

Women - I'll do it if he returns the favour.

The Kama Sutra

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #219 on:** April 02, 2009, 05:00:52 PM »

*is distracted by the mention of the L word*

Giving Oral Sex

Women - feeling his cock harden between my lips is one of the sexiest, most arousing sensations.

Men - feeling her thighs clamp around my head and her hips moving against my lips and fingers is one of the sexiest, most arousing sensations.

Sex on the first date.

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #220 on:** April 02, 2009, 09:53:07 PM »

*laughs* Seems you both jumped on the oral sex bandwagon! *grins*

Luckily I can handle two women at once!

Sex on the first date

Women - Not bloody likey!

Men - Oh yea baby!

The Kama Sutra

Women - The drawings are sooooo pretty and erotic

Men - The comma what?

Singles bars

luvsev · « **Reply #221 on:** April 02, 2009, 11:50:27 PM »

Singles bars

Men - good place to pick up women.

Women - I hope that creepy guy doesn't follow me here again.

The internet

Haruhifan · « **Reply #222 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:42:25 AM »

*blinks* Wow lucky you DTM getting TWO ladies giving oral sex.

Then doing them both at once, what a gent.

The internet

Women - Online shopping all day long.

Men - THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!
(Once again thanks to Avenue Q the play, for this and for the next topic!)

The Theatre

luvsev · « **Reply #223 on:** April 03, 2009, 12:45:27 PM »

The Theatre

Men - I could be watching the game right now.

Women - Look at all the pretty costumes/I could pull that off better than she can.

Bubble Baths

Haruhifan · « **Reply #224 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:25:21 PM »

Bubble Baths

Women - The perfect way to spend a night relaxing.

Men - WOMAN! Did you spill my foamy beer in the bathtub?!

Medical Dramas on TV

News:

Shoutbox

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Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 78596 times)