Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 78657 times)

luvsev · « **Reply #240 on:** April 09, 2009, 03:59:20 PM »

G-rated movies

Men - damn, another trip to the cinema without getting to see naked women

Women - great to take the kids to.

Lap dances

Haruhifan · « **Reply #241 on:** April 09, 2009, 05:03:44 PM »

Lap Dances

Men - I'd so do her if she took my pants off.

Women - I'd so do her if she took my pants off.

And I KID not, last strip club trip for a friend's birthday she went the whole 9 yards getting to go on stage, dance, kiss the dancers, strip topless then get her lap dance!

Hol Lesbian Action (a.k.a. HLA)

luvsev · « **Reply #242 on:** April 09, 2009, 05:28:12 PM »

Hot Lesbian Action

Men - God, I wish they'd let me join.

Women - You're the one who wanted the show.

Two women sharing a cock

Haruhifan · « **Reply #243 on:** April 09, 2009, 09:11:55 PM »

Two women sharing a cock

Women - Stop hogging him, he's mine! Give me room! I need more meat!

Men - *drooooooooooooooooooooooooools*

Two Men Penetrating 1 Woman

luvsev · « **Reply #244 on:** April 09, 2009, 10:50:47 PM »

Two men penetrating one woman

Men - Holy shite, that's so damn tight!!

Women - One in each hole? Will it even fit?

Strap-on Dildos

Haruhifan · « **Reply #245 on:** April 10, 2009, 12:53:39 PM »

Strap-on Dildos

Men - WHOA wait a sec, I'm not sure I'm ready for THAT!

Women - Oh I'm going to find out what all those men talk about now with this on...

Butt Plugs

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #246 on:** April 10, 2009, 03:27:29 PM »

Butt Plugs

Women - that thing better not stretch my sphincter beyond repair.

Men - how do I tell her that I bought it for her to use on me?

Ice Play

Haruhifan · « **Reply #247 on:** April 10, 2009, 03:50:39 PM »

Ice Play

Men - Ah ah not TOO much ice on my knickers!

Women - I'm going to enjoy showing him how many cubes I can take in me...

Rap Music

Magically Delicious · « **Reply #248 on:** April 11, 2009, 04:23:42 PM »

Rap Music

Women - My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my ass crack.

Men - Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

Licking ass

Haruhifan · « **Reply #249 on:** April 11, 2009, 07:35:43 PM »

Licking ass

Men - Man I sure screwed up today to have to do this...

Women - Mmmmm just inches away from the balls...

Martial Arts

luvsev · « **Reply #250 on:** April 12, 2009, 08:26:32 PM »

Martial Arts

Men - Great workout and I get to beat someone's ass.

Women - Yesss, I get to see well-built men.

Having sex in the park

Haruhifan · « **Reply #251 on:** April 12, 2009, 08:45:53 PM »

Having sex in the park

Men - Yes! Time to flash women then steal some time with them on a bench!

Women - Is that guy flashing me? And I wonder if this bench is even clean to sit on.

Spring Cleaning

luvsev · « **Reply #252 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:23:14 AM »

Spring Cleaning

Men - time for the 'Honey-do list.'

Women - I have to clean out everything so I can get new stuff.

Breakfast in Bed

Haruhifan · « **Reply #253 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:54:45 PM »

Breakfast in Bed

Women - Oh HONEY thank you so much for such a treat!

Men - Hmmm making breakfast in bed...time to get out the Instant Oatmeal!

Foreplay

luvsev · « **Reply #254 on:** April 17, 2009, 01:15:59 PM »

Foreplay

Men - I'm only doing this so I be inside her.

Women - Ohh, this feels sooo good.

Circumsized Penises

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