Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 78934 times)

Haruhifan · « **Reply #330 on:** May 18, 2009, 05:51:49 PM »

NIN'S song Closer

Men - "I wanna feel your insides!"

Women - "I want to fuck you like an animal!"

Road Trips

luvsev · « **Reply #331 on:** May 18, 2009, 10:02:12 PM »

Road Trips

Men - Can we have a quickie in the back seat?

Women - How about I give you head whilst you're driving? Will that do?

Sex in the rain

Haruhifan · « **Reply #332 on:** May 19, 2009, 12:46:08 PM »

Sex in the rain

Men - Ohhh free wet T-Shirt contest!

Women - Now come here and kiss me like Spider-man in that rain scene!

Candy

luvsev · « **Reply #333 on:** May 19, 2009, 05:17:38 PM »

Candy

Men - She can lick my lollipop... if you know what I mean?

Women - Ohh candy! It's a nice sweet treat.

Dating

Haruhifan · « **Reply #334 on:** May 20, 2009, 08:07:31 AM »

Dating

Men - I better get some sex by the end of this!

Women - I hope he brought flowers and will treat me to dinner.

Dressing Up

luvsev · « **Reply #335 on:** May 20, 2009, 03:24:59 PM »

Dressing Up

Men - Shit. Do I have to? Maybe if I do I can get laid tonight.

Women - Yay! A chance to show off my prettiest outfit.

Skirts

Haruhifan · « **Reply #336 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:27:03 AM »

Skirts

Men - Come on wind, blow her skirt up so I can see her panties!

Women - So many to choose from to wear today.

Airplanes

luvsev · « **Reply #337 on:** May 21, 2009, 04:22:26 PM »

Airplanes

Men - Can we join the mile high club?

Women - After that other couple comes out of the bathroom.

Nipple piercings

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #338 on:** May 22, 2009, 10:24:13 AM »

Nipple Piercings

Men - Damn that must have hurt! But could be fun to play with on her.....

Women - Damn that hurt! He better not ever try yanking on these suckers!

Nipple clamps

luvsev · « **Reply #339 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:53:24 PM »

Mmm... nipple clamps. *drifts into fantasy for a moment*

Nipple Clamps

Men - Hmmm... which ones to use on her today?

Women - Are you going to make me wear these for very long, sir?

Punishment Benchs (if you don't know what these are, check this out: http://www.extremerestraints.com/sex-furniture_167/the-extreme-punishment-bench_2340.html )

Haruhifan · « **Reply #340 on:** May 26, 2009, 09:23:25 PM »

Punishment Benches

Women - Oh the things I will do to him...maybe an enema, tie him down and do so much...

Men - WHOA I am not all sure of this!

Haru Bonus - Ohhhh but has my curiousity...

Handbags

luvsev · « **Reply #341 on:** May 27, 2009, 12:51:31 AM »

So, you like the punishment bench? I do too, and I think they seem like a lot of fun.

Handbags

Men - She has everything in there, and I mean everything. I don't know how she manages to find what she needs in it.

Women - Ooh, I need another one. Must go shopping.

Gags

Haruhifan · « **Reply #342 on:** May 27, 2009, 06:47:51 PM »

Gags

Men - Man that will shut her gossiping!

Women - What he doesn't know is I'm getting off on the gag by drooling...

Handcuffs

luvsev · « **Reply #343 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:12:23 PM »

Handcuffs

Men - I am going to cuff her to the bed and have my way with her while she begs me to let her up.

Women - Careful not to get them too tight.

Bondage

DTM (Wet and grey) · « **Reply #344 on:** May 28, 2009, 10:16:36 AM »

Bondage

Women - This is kind of spooky and sexy all at the same time

Men - Now I can go watch my football game in peace!

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Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of (Read 78934 times)