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Author Topic: A Haiku or two  (Read 71093 times)

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #330 on: December 08, 2009, 03:28:34 PM »
Admin and BG
Teaming up on me it seems
Too much for just one
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #331 on: December 08, 2009, 06:13:41 PM »
Just one? Single? Lone?
Guess auto-fellatio
in the naughty room
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #332 on: December 09, 2009, 08:57:59 AM »
Funny tinkaboo
Hope you enjoyed the new nic
Reaches for the strap
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #333 on: December 10, 2009, 12:26:40 AM »
On the Naughty Chair
Panties clutched tight, vice like grip
it came time to pay
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #334 on: December 11, 2009, 05:40:06 PM »
Like you would resist
Just a whisper bend over
Arse would be exposed
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #335 on: December 11, 2009, 09:44:09 PM »
(ohhh vvg)

Taking my clothes off Now!
my knees upon the pillow
ah favourite things!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #336 on: December 14, 2009, 11:28:33 AM »
Innocently smiles
Have no idea what you two
Are talking about

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #337 on: December 15, 2009, 01:56:29 AM »
mystified Confused.....
the novel, "wicked spicy minx"
the author name yours! :o
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #338 on: December 15, 2009, 01:55:35 PM »
I am very lost
Novels and innocence here
Help a fella out

*Tries very hard not to mention both of Tinks last ones have too many syllables*

*Fails!*
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #339 on: December 16, 2009, 04:04:57 AM »
Help a fella out......
The job done without question
Might need suturing ;)
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #340 on: December 19, 2009, 05:53:12 PM »
Christmas time is near
Am not so jolly this year
Must be too much beer   ;D
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #341 on: December 20, 2009, 11:48:27 AM »
Looks for Christmas frocks
To find cheer for DTM
Perhaps something like...



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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #342 on: December 21, 2009, 01:50:08 PM »
That is very nice
Makes me want to look myself
This would work as well!

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #343 on: December 21, 2009, 07:43:30 PM »

DTM has found
The reason for the season
Bless his little heart!

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #344 on: December 22, 2009, 03:38:00 AM »

DTM Christmas Wishes
Plaid skirt and lace fipperies
Ahh Favourite things

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."