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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #45 on: September 24, 2008, 01:50:21 PM »
5 Places to make out.

1. In the kitchen. (bench height and all that, plus fridge supplies)
2. In bed
3. Back seat of the movies
4. At the office
5. On the car hood


Gimme 5 things to do in the shower
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2008, 11:30:45 AM »
Fridge supplies?  How long are you planning to make out?

5 things to do in the shower

1. Wash your body
2. Shampoo your hair
3. Clean your privates
4. Get rid of the dingleberries
5. Have wet, sloppy sex


Gimme 5 things to do in an airport while waiting to fly
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #47 on: September 25, 2008, 01:38:55 PM »
Sooo did not need to go to Google to look up "dingleberries" pfft and you say you need a translator for Aussie.

Fridges have things like Ice, cream, chocolate sauce etc. But I do tend to get hungry...

Gimme 5 things to do in an airport while waiting to fly.

1. Buy a tacky novel/ magazines to read on the plane
2. People watch
3. Buy some duty free perfume. (Always do)
4. Get strip searched...
5. Face backwards on those travelator thingies

Gimme 5 things about supermarkets ...
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #48 on: September 26, 2008, 09:40:57 AM »
Heh go figure, I might have to shop there this weekend.

Gimme 5 things about supermarkets

1. Lineups at the cashier as a pain in the ass.
2. I'm super anal attentive to go down EVERY aisle even with a shopping list and flyer to not miss anything.
3. Shopping carts are NOT go-karts. :P
4. Avoid the fighting moms over sales.
5. Express line is your friend, self checkout is not.

Gimme 5 things you can do at the mall.
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #49 on: September 26, 2008, 05:07:00 PM »
5 things to do at the mall

1. Scope out the women!
2. Find the "Husband chair" and play cell phone games while the wife shops.
3. Eat bad fast food at the food court
4. Check out new music at the bookstore
5. Get a picture with Santa!


Gimme 5 funny porn movie titles (i.e. Sperminator)
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #50 on: September 26, 2008, 07:23:07 PM »
*laughing* Great post

1.Riding Miss Daisy
2. Swallow Hal
3. How Stella got her lube back
4. Sick Degrees of penetration
5. Shaving Private Ryan.

* was not sure if they were to be real ones or not*

Following that theme
Gimme 5 "hot ticket" items at the local adult store
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #51 on: September 27, 2008, 10:04:48 AM »
Nice list. Are those all real titles?  I would not be at all surprised if they are!

5 "hot ticket" items at the local adult store


1. The Rabbit
2. Velvet cuffs
3. Feather tickler
4. The ramp (My personal favorite!)
5. Waterproof lube (For hot tubs. *blinks*)


Gimme 5 things you can say to kill the mood
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #52 on: September 27, 2008, 02:29:00 PM »
Yep real titles .....

Gimme 5 things you can say to kill the mood

1. It's nice being in bed with a girl I don't have to inflate
2. And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend!
3. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
4. I think you have it on backwards
5. Did you come yet, dear?

Again theme following.........

Gimme 5 things to put you in the mood
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #53 on: September 27, 2008, 10:26:34 PM »
5 things that put you in the mood.

1.  A glass of good wine
2.  Seduction
3.  Classical music
4.  A voice in my ear
5.  A new toy :)


Gimme 5 things that make you smile (forgive me if we have done this before)

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #54 on: September 28, 2008, 10:11:37 AM »
5 things that make me smile


1. Emails from Oz
2. 360 blogs
3. My dog chasing her ball
4. Good friends over for dinner
5. The Salon games in TM Forums!


Gimme 5 things to do on a rainy day
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #55 on: September 28, 2008, 11:12:32 AM »
*looks outside*  Yep raining so today...

Gimme 5 things to do on a rainy day

1.  Watch Sunday NFL Football
2.  Play PS2 games
3.  Read online mangas (at http://www.mangafox.com am continuing History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi and Ouran High School Host Club)
4.  Post on the TM Forums!  *plug plug!*
5.  Play with the kitties who hate the rain.

Gimme 5 sports with the hottest athletes to oogle.
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #56 on: September 28, 2008, 01:51:52 PM »
Gimme 5 Sports with the hottest athletes to oogle

1. Rugby ( thighs you know)
2. Iron Man (abs)
3. Cycling (legs again)
4. female volleyball (I am guessing arse, put that in for you DTM *grins*)
5. Female Tri participants (Grins)

Gimme 5 reasons to move house

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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #57 on: September 28, 2008, 05:40:23 PM »
5 Reasons to move house

1. Current one has been destroyed
2. Mortgage payments too much. *gulps*
3. Obnoxious neighbors
4. Bigger new house
5. Retirement to a warmer clime


Gimme 5 Sports that should have cheerleaders that don't
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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #58 on: September 28, 2008, 05:58:55 PM »
5 Sports that should have cheerleaders that don't

I see an SNL parody in the near future

1. Chess....*shakes pom poms* move that rook, move that pawn *jumps up*
2.  Badminton
3.  Swimming
4.  Table Tennis
5.  Cricket

Gimme 5 reasons you should post on the TM forums




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Re: Gimme 5 Game
« Reply #59 on: September 28, 2008, 11:43:36 PM »
*laughing @ Move that rook move, that pawn.

Gimme 5 reasons you should post on the TM forums

1. Makes me think
2. A better class of people *snorts*
3. A good way to unwind
4. You learn new words, even if you need to google to find out wtf they are
and then you are horrified with what you find *dingleberries,hershey highway*
5. Makes me laugh

Gimme 5 reasons NOT to do a triathlon
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."