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Author Topic: A Haiku or two  (Read 71174 times)

Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #315 on: December 04, 2009, 05:52:40 AM »
*laughs* Good one.


Without her consent

Excites her entreating next

My Breasts please bite them
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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #316 on: December 04, 2009, 11:28:29 AM »
Licks very slowly
Going around the nipple
Baby likes his milk!
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #317 on: December 05, 2009, 07:31:30 AM »
*sigh*  Stupid haiku

Welcome home kisses
Exploring fingers follow
Beautiful hunger
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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #318 on: December 05, 2009, 01:03:59 PM »
*laughs* But you did good!


Soft and yielding
Wanting to be taken hard
Submissive woman
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #319 on: December 05, 2009, 03:05:17 PM »
*coughs and says 'first line only has 4' at the same time*

Christmas tree is up and standing very tall in my house now!
Soaking up fresh water now
Lights and tinsel soon...
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #320 on: December 06, 2009, 01:48:17 AM »
feeding on small sins
to be there at the moment
when tickets are won ;D
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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #321 on: December 07, 2009, 08:42:08 AM »
(Damn! I knew I should have looked up yielding.  Ummm Your first line is too long though!)

Christmas tree next week
Then the fun begins again
Stringing lights is pain
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #322 on: December 07, 2009, 12:39:46 PM »
(I had to post another as I got this Haiku when a site I tried to surf to did not exist.)

This page is not here
like plum blossoms in the wind
existence is fake
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #323 on: December 07, 2009, 03:48:28 PM »
Ummmmm.... where do I submit a complaint about someone using his god-like admin powers for evil?
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #324 on: December 07, 2009, 05:21:55 PM »
You want to submit?
I will certainly help you
Line forms to the right
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #325 on: December 08, 2009, 04:18:57 AM »
PMSL! Brilliant DTM.


unzip me baby
ravish me again then some
or it costs double
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #326 on: December 08, 2009, 11:08:17 AM »
(I liked it!)

He was long and hard
She was already drooling
Mustard on your dog?
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #327 on: December 08, 2009, 12:08:54 PM »
Quote from: MD (Likes it from behind!) on December 07, 2009, 03:48:28 PM
Ummmmm.... where do I submit a complaint about someone using his god-like admin powers for evil?


Admin being bad?
Come to me, I'll always help
Goddess will smite him

~ C.
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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #328 on: December 08, 2009, 02:30:35 PM »
Pfffft to the goddess
I fart in your general
direction so there!

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Re: A Haiku or two
« Reply #329 on: December 08, 2009, 03:17:08 PM »
He's cute but not smart
and the wind from his bum reeks
of rotten cabbage

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