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Author Topic: What men think of/What women think of  (Read 78790 times)

Offline janey

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #570 on: November 04, 2009, 02:44:36 AM »
oops...

and the next one is maggots....hi andy
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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #571 on: November 04, 2009, 03:00:23 AM »
maggots

Men-Need some for fishing bait

Womem-EWWWWWWWWW

Spankings
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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #572 on: November 04, 2009, 03:13:04 AM »
Spankings

Women ~ Does my arse look big when pink?

Men ~ Harder baby harder *grins*

Dentists
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andone

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #573 on: November 04, 2009, 07:10:07 PM »
Dentists

Men-No not the drill NOOOOOOOOO

Women-I need braces NOOOOOOOOOO

Sex outdoors
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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #574 on: November 04, 2009, 10:09:51 PM »
Sex outdoors


Women ~ Did you bring a rug? A pillow? What about my hair??


Men ~ Never really knew how much "bark burn"..kills the knees


Sex in the shower

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andone

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #575 on: November 04, 2009, 10:24:08 PM »
Sex in the shower

Men-Move your hand lower baby

Women-Opps i dropped the soap

Skirts
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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #576 on: November 05, 2009, 09:37:15 AM »
Skirts


Women ~ Is it a Skirt alert day?

Men ~ Shorter baby shorter

Bra
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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #577 on: November 05, 2009, 12:18:51 PM »
Bra

Men - How the hell does this bloody thing unclasp?

Women - It's a front clasp honey.


Zippers
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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #578 on: November 10, 2009, 04:46:17 AM »
Zippers


Women ~ Baby? Can you unzip this for me?


Men ~ We have a bleeder!


Budgie smugglers ( I am hoping you do know what they are btw *laughs*)

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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #579 on: November 10, 2009, 09:54:57 AM »
Nopers!

Budgie smugglers

Women - You called me a what?

Men - I meant it as a compliment!


Roleplaying
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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #580 on: November 11, 2009, 03:35:01 AM »
Roleplaying


Women ~ Why are all the dice funny shapes? and whats a dungeon master is that kinky?

Men ~ *woot* school girl fantasy time

Umm Budgie smugglers .......are ...........I think you call them speedos for men?

http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=budgie%20smugglers&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #581 on: November 11, 2009, 11:31:49 AM »
Ahhhh Got it!  Yes.  Known as Speedos here.

*writes you a ticket while shaking my head*

Seems someone distracted herself though.

Next topic?
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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #582 on: November 11, 2009, 10:28:16 PM »
*sighs* and collects ticket........I must have lots now....but I wouldn't know .........can't count..... ::)


Breakfast
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Offline DTM (Wet and grey)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #583 on: November 12, 2009, 05:55:30 PM »
*laughing again*

It's that broken abacus I tell you!

Breakfast

Women - I'll have fruit but I really want Bacon.

Men - BACON!!!!!!!


Lipstick
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Offline Tinks (NSFW)

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Re: What men think of/What women think of
« Reply #584 on: November 12, 2009, 10:00:19 PM »
Abacus are hard to find on ebay now.. I have a sneaky suspicion I may be responsible.
They don't really handle being stomped on by a pair of Lous very well. Cheap Chinese imports *mutters*

Lipstick

Women ~ "Oh I haven't got that colour *pulls out plastic*

Men ~ "sure that lipstick looks great honey"..."Just suck a little harder now"

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