WIKTT POST: Plot Bunnies up for Adoption

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Peruse the feral plot bunnies, they are all up for adoption and taming! Let us know if you take one home.

-README- What is a Plot Bunny.htm
How to tell if that thing on your leg is a Plot Bunny or a Dust Bunny.

What Is A Plot Bunny?

How to recognise the PB (Plot Bunny) in its natural environment.

A Plot Bunny is a cute furry creature that you noticed following you around during your lunch break or that woke you up in the middle of the night, and that, when you let it get close enough to you to pet it, jumped up and attached itself to your calf.  It is so insistent in its hunger for your attention that you feel compelled to tend to it, even at the expense of other things.  Before it gnaws through your Achilles tendon, trapping you permanently in front of your computer, you feel you need to do something drastic to dislodge it.

Do YOU have a  PB problem?

If you are a lady of leisure, or have a government job, you probably have time to nurture and fuss over all your Plot Bunnies, and will likely never consider one a problem.

However, if you have a finite amount of time to spend on tending your pre-existing Bunny colony, you may find the addition of another one just a little too much burden and responsibility.  That's where the WIKTT 'Capture and Release' program comes in.


The WIKTT 'Capture and Release' program.

The eggheads and technophiles at WIKTT have laboured long and hard to come up with a precise and reliable way for you to divest yourself of your unwanted Plot Bunnies.  Oh, by the way, don't feel ashamed of not wanting a PB - we know that in this culture, authors are raised to think that they should *want* to nurture and develop *every* Plot Bunny, no matter how irascible or unwieldy it is, but we at WIKTT know that, in the real world, there are some PBs that an author is just more attached to.  It is a Law of Nature for an author to favour one Plot Bunny over another, and we're just glad that we have a system now that will ensure that no PB need ever die of neglect.

It's also a fact that Plot Bunnies need a certain amount of care and attention in order to thrive.  If an author is stretching herself too thin by trying to care for an overly-large brood, all her Plot Bunnies might suffer, and few (if any) will live long enough to reach maturity.

Furthermore, it's a sad thing, but some authors (due to an overly-complex RL (Real Life) or possibly a vitamin deficiency) are shunned by the same Plot Bunnies who seem to flock to others; and these poor bereft authors would have their lives immeasurably enriched by being allowed to adopt one or two of your extras.

How do you use the program?

The process is simple and automated.  Just describe your Plot Bunny (briefly, in depth, it's up to you) in an .htm or .txt file, and upload the description to the 'Plot Bunnies' folder.  Your Plot Bunny will then be humanely captured by the WIKTT C&R Team, where it will be ensconced in our luxurious, De-Lux Plot Bunny Paddock, where it will receive the best of everything until it is adopted. Please note that a plot bunny is not a "write a story based upon this song" request.

A description of the PB will be made available to all the other authors on the list, and it may be adopted by one, or shared among several, of our esteemed members.

Is it safe?  Will the bunnies be hurt?

It is perfectly safe.  Plot Bunny Character Patterning and Digitization™ is quick, painless, and not even scary or traumatic to the bunny. 

What if I change my mind.  Can I get my bunny back?

Once you have surrendered your bunny, you may not get it back.

No, just a little Plot Bunny humour there.  Of course, as long as the bunny's description remains in the 'Plot Bunnies' folder, you have every right to reclaim your bunny, or even to temporarily borrow, or even modify it.  It's up to you!

This is a moderately funny document, but I still don't know what a Plot Bunny is.

Some people, due to over-exposure to television, UV rays, or Mac-based flat file Database Systems, have lost the ability to see Plot Bunnies.

To those of you who are affected, a Plot Bunny will take the form of a storyline that you are very inspired, entertained or excited by, but which you think it unlikely or impossible that you will ever write up.  Perhaps you are too busy, or the story is just not your style, or you don't want to divert your creative resources away from other stories you are currently working on.

At any rate, you generously want to make the idea available to others, in the hopes that someone will adopt the storyline and write it up.

You may ask yourself, what is the difference between a Plot Bunny and a Challenge?  The answer to that lies in the sister document to this one, the README File in the Challenges folder.

Once you decide to donate your Plot Bunny to the group, just write it up, in as much or as little detail as you wish, and post it in the folder where you found this file.  It will be available to any and all other members, and one or more may take you up on your offer.  If you ever change your mind about donating your Plot Bunny, you can just delete your description without prejudice.

If you are here because you want to adopt a Plot Bunny (I recommend a course of vitamins), you may use any or all of the ideas in any or all of the Plot Bunny files, and write up the storyline any way you wish.  Unlike Challenges, where the requirements are strictly-adhered-to, when someone donates a Plot Bunny, it is available in part or in toto, and you can twist, stretch, squish and otherwise manipulate the originator's idea in whatever ways you wish.

Thanks,

SilentG.

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Hello All... I have a plot that is burning a hole in my mind and I literally can't stop thinking about it.
Is anyone interested in doing a SS/HG multi-chapter collaboration with me regarding this premise:

Idea:

I was thinking this would be a massive story - Actually two separate stories on the same plot. I'm still working out the kinks but here is the gist of it.

Two Dimensions

Canon and Fanon

In both dimensions - Hermione is in her 7th year and has the use of the time turner - now before you groan - this will be different. Both Hermiones use the time turner at the same time, in the same place and cause a rip in the time stream causing both Hermiones to switch universes.

In canon universe - everything would be the same from where HBP left off

In Fanon universe - Hermione is secretly in a relationship with Professor Snape, Dumbledore is alive and well yet I was thinking he could be the malevolent being rather than Voldemort, the other characters would be slightly different.

So you have both Hermiones in different dimensions. Can Fanon Hermione teach Snape how to forgive himself and love. Can Canon Hermione accept that love can come from a strange source and accept it?

What do you think? Anyone interested? Let me know.

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Plot Bunny - Turn About is Fair Play, They Say... by Bleak_December07 Major HBP spoilers ahead! A very interesting plot bunny created by a very twisted mind...
Turn About Plot Bunny:




WARNING:  Major HBP spoilers ahead.


Okay, here's the poop:


At the end of 'The Flight of the HBP', Harry chases Snape out of the castle, and
they have their little exchange, Snape doesn't kill Harry, and he gets away.
But here's my idea:

Harry is SO mad at Severus for killing Dumbledore.  Somehow (you come in here),
Hermione has caught up with them and she (being all smart) has reasoned out
 that Snape is innocent.  She begs Harry not to do anything to him, but Harry,
 filled with a righteous rage, points his wand at Snape and screams "AVADA KEDAVRA!!"
But Hermione shouts "NO!!" and steps in front of Snape, pushing
him out of harms way and getting hit by the deadly green light, thereby sacraficing
herself to protect Severus.  This is a sacrafice of love, the same kind that
 Lily did to baby Harry. 

Seeing that his killing curse hit his best friend, and instead of being
mortified that he killed her, he gets even more angry at Snape, believing that
somehow HE had killed her, not himself.  He points his wand at Severus again
and screams "AVADA KEDAVRA!!"  But due to the loving selfless act of Hermione,
Snape's body repels the curse, which backfires on Harry. 

All that is left of Harry is his lingering 'spirit', or whatever Voldemort was
reduced to after he had failed to murder Harry long ago.  Snape is left with a
lightning-bold shaped scar on his forehead.  Harry now has to find some weak-
willed body to possess until he can recreate a body of his own (like Voldemort).

This is meant to be a parody of sorts and not too angsty.  As they say, Turn-About
is fair play, except in this instance.  Have fun with this, but if you must make it
heart-wrenching, a happy ending is what I must have.  Maybe Sevvie can find a
 way to bring Hermione back to life and
they live happily ever after?

This can be a one-shot if you like, or a multi-chapter story.

If you have questions, or are planning to take up this challenge
If you're going to post your response on another website,please put a link to
it in this challenge folder.  Thank you, and have fun with this!

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Magical Slaves The Wizarding World does not exist, and magical folks have been enslaved for generations.

So, why do I get all the really weird Harry Potter-type dreams? Alas, it's a rabid plot bunny the likes of which I'll never get around to writing, so feel free to kidnap it and see if it'll continue to breed for you!

Magical Slavery.

There is no "Wizarding World". Many centuries ago, magical folk were caught off-guard (when? I dunno… during the plagues, maybe?) and the survivors were enslaved by very clever muggles. Possibly in cahoots with other wizards of ill-repute, who also fell into slavery themselves.

The slaves (property, House Mages, whatever they are called) are owned mostly by big corporations, hospitals, and of course, the very, very rich and powerful. Some have even been bred like pedigreed show animals (and there are shows, too, for the very best breeding of magicals, for looks, smarts, talent, even brute strength!). The others, of course, are from sturdy, reliable stock for magical talent as well as fertility. And then, there are the half-breeds and Surprises (Muggleborn).

"Mating" with a magical is considered to be akin to bestiality and very much outlawed (who knows what radical Surprises would show up in the human gene pool!). Surprises, are of course, that radical gene popping up in the human gene pool, and often difficult to detect until they "spark".

The entire world is rife with bigotry in the extreme, even among the enslaved magicals themselves. After all, the "Show Breeds" don't actually do any heavy labour or other demeaning work outside of the show arena. The other non Show magicals are often found employed by manufacturing companies and hospitals. The Suprises and Halfbreeds are often found in the worst of places, usually research labs, S&M brothels and The Dark Circus (A very, very dark Cirque de Soliel). That is, after they've been put through "Re-Education" at the Hogwarts facility.

No magical ever wants to be sent to the Hogwarts facility. It's the worst of the worst nightmare, to be sent there.

And if, for some reason, the stubborn magical can't be re-educated, they can be sent to the breeding pens. (Breeding pens were used for "experimental breeding, whatever that was). Waste not, want not.

Severus is a stubborn half-breed, having been "re-educated" twice now. He's on his last chance to fit into his place in society. He's been hiding his intellect and love of reading (only the best behaved of slaves can read!) behind his snarling, surly mood and less-than-pleasant looks. He's constantly on the lookout for an escape. Where to, he doesn't know, but there must be a better place out there (he's a deep-in-the-closet optimist).

Hermione has been in hiding as a normal human girl all her life. However, it 17, she accidentally "Sparked" in public and injured several people in the process. That she was being attacked by a gang who had clear intentions on raping her and worse was of no consequence. She was not human, and therefore, not entitled to any sort of protections under the law. (The gang, however, was prosecuted for trying to "mate" with a non-human). She was collared (some weird technology that was a magic-dampener) and dragged kicking and screaming from her home while her parents were left to explain why they hadn't turned her over years ago…

Needless to say, she's sent straight away to Hogwarts for re-education. She's not much on looks, but has a nasty temper and is wicked smart. Needless to say, Hermione and Severus end up doing a lot of "re-education" time together.

I woke up somewhere about the time they were sent to the Circus…

Like I said. Weird.

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Mermaid forever? Hermione is hit with the Mermaid’s Curse and is forced to return to the water every night. She must marry to lift the curse or lose her magic and become a mermaid forever

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Pensieve Plotbunny :  HG/SS


Basically, Severus gets stuck in his pensieve.

Hermione is the new Potions Mistress, finds Severus' pensieve, and realizes that there may be a chance of bringing him back . . . or something like that.


How does he get trapped?

1. Maybe Lucius finds out that Severus is a spy and makes the pensieve into a booby trap where Severus' consciousness gets trapped. And his body is in a coma-like state.

2. Maybe Lucius finds out that Severus is a spy and takes matters into his own hands. While Severus is in his rooms going thru his pensieve or "making a deposit", Lucius breaks into his rooms and Avada Kedavras Severus' body - killing his body, but his mind is trapped in the pensieve.


Something along those lines. I dunno. Whatever you can come up with.


I'm a ideas person, and an editor-type person . . . but not really a write-a-story person.


Thanks.
Severuslave.

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okay, the point of this plot bunny is simple, Hermione gets tired of Severus' constantly greasy hair and decides to wash it for him. 
What should happen:
     1. severus' hair getting washed
     2. Severus' secret guilty pleasure: bubble baths

Have fun!

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I tried to write this story, but I’m really no good so I decided to let someone else try.
This is also in the Challenge section in the Harry Potter section of AFF.net
The basic plot is this:

*Hermione is captured sometime during her seventh year at Hogwarts by Voldy.
*She goes missing for 2 years and no one knows where she is.
*But Voldy is training her to be a sort of “replacement” for him should Potter actually defeat him.
*So after two years of training Voldy introduces her to the DEs as his Dark Princess.
*Snape is found out being a spy and “sentenced” to teach Hermione some difficult dark potions or something.
*Stuff happens…one thing leads to another…you do the rest.
I have always pictured a quick thinking Hermione who doesn’t really turn dark but you can write it however you want. I release this bunny back to the wild.


So that’s basically it. I would love to read this story so please someone try it.

Thank you,
ArienAstera

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Whoever adopts this, please post this fic under "Sex Ed Challenge" in the Challenges section. Thanks so much!


- BY ORDER OF -
The Ministry of Magic



All Hogwarts Students, Year 4 and above, are hereafter required to attend a three-week Sexual Education course.

Due to the incline of Hogwarts dropouts due to teenage pregnany, it has been decided that a course created to inform students about reproduction will help to lower the amount of dropouts.

Sexual Education is a mandatory class. No students Year 4 and above are permitted to be excused from this course.



The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty Nine.


Signed:
Cornelius Fudge
Minister of Magic


~*~*~*~


“ABSOLUTELY NOT!”

“Now Severus, be reasonable…” said Albus Dumbledore in a soothing tone, which was surprising as Severus was advancing menacingly on the older man.

“I will not, will NOT, be forced to teach a bloody SEXUAL EDUCATION CLASS!” shouted Severus Snape. “Have you lost your mind, old man?”

“Severus,” Albus said calmly. “Someone needs to teach this course. Now, as…”

“So get someone ELSE! Why is it always ME?”

“…As it would be awkward for both the Professor and the students for an older Professor to teach this course, you are the obvious answer, being the only Professor residing in the school who is under the age of sixty,” said Albus.

Turning away from Dumbledore, Severus walked over to the back wall of the circular office and slammed his fist against it in a temper.

Spinning around quickly, Severus stormed over to Albus and stopped in front of him, glaring down his nose at the annoyingly bright eyes.

“Give me one good reason why I should take this post,” spat Severus.

Albus grinned. “Because if you don’t, I shall ‘accidentally’ inform the staff about…(*loud sneezing from Phineas Nigellus*).”

“Fine…you win.”


~*~*~*~


“Greasy git.”

Chatting merrily, Harry, Ron, and Hermione entered the Gryffindor common room. It was a crisp autumn day, and the windows of the room were wide open so that its occupants could enjoy the cool breeze.

But something was off in the common room that day. Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil were sitting on the sofa, giggling as usual, but they weren’t the only ones. All around the room were girls giggling like mad. None of the boys were giggling like idiots, though. Every single male that was in the common room (save for Harry and Ron, who were thoughorly confused) was sitting somewhere with a stony, emotionless look on their face.

“What’s going on?” whispered Hermione to her friends.

“No idea,” said Ron, plopping down on a plush red sofa next to Neville Longbottom.

“What’s up, Neville?” questioned Harry. In response, Neville jabbed his thumb in the direction of the large bulletin board that hung from the wall next to them.

The trio hopped up from their seats and strode over to the bulletin board. “Uh oh,” said Harry in a worried voice. “That looks like…”

And it was. There on the wall stood the first Educational Decree that the school had experienced in two years.

“WHAT?!” shouted Ron, and every head in the common room turned to look at him.

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Plague Bunny/Semi-Challenge

 

After Voldemort had been defeated (you decide when and how), the magical community realizes that his death triggered a violent revenge.  A vicious Plague swept through the wizarding peoples leaving death in its wake.  The Ministry orders its top two potions experts to devise a cure for this horrible disease, and so Hermione J.  Granger and Severus Snape get to work.

 

Things I wanted to include:

 

Dumbledore for some reason is out of the picture at first, although can be brought in later if needed.

-At least two Weasleys were going to die, as well as two other main characters: (ie: one of the teachers, D.A. members, Order members, Ministry Officials...*cough*Fudge*cough*)

-Either Snape or Hermione get get sick–not necessarily with the Plague, but sick with something, and they can’t get sick of each other.

-“Have I ever mentioned that ‘Hermione’ is a very ugly name?”

 

Things I was kicking around:

 

-Hermione’s younger sister.  (Mentioned by JKR in the World Book Day chat.)  JKR felt that it was too late to introduce her in the series, but maybe you can....

-A cameo by JK Rowling herself.

-A cameo by Alan Rickman/Emma Watson

-A 500 word description of frying an egg

-A cat covered in post-it notes (Crookshanks anyone?)

 

Other:

 

Come up with the symptoms of the plague yourself.  Just make sure that death is unavoidable, slow and painful. This is were I hit a dead end with my bunny. Someone take it and make it horrible.

 

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So intrigued yet?

 

This evening I got bitten pretty harshly by a plot bunny, thus of course after getting my

ass grabbed rather hard by one of my friends. And then listening to the Chicago

soundtrack, and reflecting on things. Of course the bunny had been nibbling at me for a while, just hadn't found where the best place to sink its teeth into me was... obviously, it was my ass.

 

Here's the bunny: Voldemort has decided his only chance at achieving his goals as

Dark Lord is by traveling back in time. So what does he decide to do? He goes to

Chicago, during the jazz age. He takes the place of Billy Flynn. Why? He decides the perfect way to recruit new death eaters is by getting the women death eaters first.  So he manages to bring these lovely murderesses over to his side by getting them off as not guilty in the murder cases of their husbands. Blah, Blah, Blah, if you’ve seen the movie, you've got the point. Somehow the Order finds out about this and sends Hermione and Severus undercover as Roxy and Amos Hart. I don't expect any musical numbers or even for the plot of Fosse's grand musical to be followed out.  So just basically fun with time turners. Oh and obviously Hermione and Severus fall for each other along the way.

 

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So here's the thing. I'd love to see this written. But right now I don't have the time

for it.  I'm too bust trying to write Taught to Wed. Now I am quite capable of writing

more than one story at a time, I just happen to want to see this come about much

sooner than if I set aside the time to write it. However, if no one picks this up by the

time TtW is done with me, I will do this.

 

 

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Okay, peeps. As much as I love this story and would love to finish it myself, I
am balancing to other stories which takes up a lot of attention, as well as
college and my mom, so… I am giving up this story to someone else. let me know that you are doing it, because even though I am no longer writing it I
still think this story will be great and I would love to read it!



CAST
Severus Snape – ugly, greasy git Potions Master
Albus Dumbledore – the Boss
Minerva McGonagall – the co-worker
Remus Lupin – the friend
Draco Malfoy – the nephew
Harry Potter- a student
Ron Weasley – a student
Neville Longbottom – a student
Hermione Granger – the girlfriend
And presenting…
The Fab Five
Kyan Douglas – “Grooming Guru”
Thom Filicia – “Design Doctor”
Jai Rodriguez – “Culture Vulture”
Ted Allen – “Food & Wine Connoisseur”
and… Carson Kressley – “Fashion Savant”


*~*

Introduction

Somewhere inside a rental SUV sit five men in stylish cloths…

[one of the dark haired men, Thom Filicia, wearing black trousers,
white and black stripped shirt and an ivory/khaki -coloured sports jacket. Carson Kressley, wearing a bright array of attire, is scanning through the info
on their latest victim… er, project, while in the back Ted Allen, Kyan Douglas
and Jai Rodriguez read it allowed]

Ted: Okay. We have Severus Snape. He is thirty-eight. He’s the Potions Master
at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Jai: Oh. My. God. Guys, look at his clothes! It’s like… Ewwww!

Carson: His clothes? Look at his hair! You know it’s bad when I say look at his
hair instead of his clothes. God, you could, like, light up Manhattan for a
year with all that oil!

Kyan: Guys, before we do anything with him, we are getting his hair styled… Or
at least washed!

Carson: It says here that he was a spy for a Dark Lord! Oh my! His students and
co-workers call him The Greasy Git! Gosh, Jai. Looks like you will have your
work cut out for you!

Ted: Thom, you are going to have one heck of a time trying to decorate those
rooms.

Thom: I know. I hear it is, like, a castle. Like, literally!

Carson: [flashes a picture in front of Thom]

Thom: [in an awed and horrified tone] Wow…

Jai: Okay, guys, so what is our goal here?

Ted: Our mission is to clean this guy up, work on his attitude and get him to
ask out Hermione Granger.

Kyan: She’s kinda cute. How old is she?

Jai: Well, her birth certificate says she is only sixteen, but her professor
McGonagall said she used something called a Time-Changer?

Carson: Turner.

Jai: Yeah. She used a Time-Turner, so she could be anywhere from seventeen to
twenty.

Carson: So we have to give this guy a complete make-over. Looks, living space,
attitude. And we have to do it by their annual Back-to-School Ball.

[fades out as theme song comes in]


Chapter One
Scene One

[Severus Snape is sitting at his desk in his classroom. It is the last class of
the day – Double Potions with Gryffindor and Slytherin. Suddenly the door
bursts open and he sees five, impeccably dressed men, storming his classroom]

Snape: What the hell is going on?

Carson: [comes to a halt, mouth hanging open before he screams] OH MY GOD!!!
What is he wearing? [he turns away and buries his face in Ted’s shoulder] Dear
Lord, please make this clothing go away! [he turns back around and the
horrendous robes are still there. Carson slowly approaches] Okay… I get that
you are a wizard and you have to wear robes and everything, but who said you
have to dress in something from Bats-R-Us!

[some of the class giggles at this]

Jai: [steps up to some of Snape’s shelves] Okay, I think this is a major gross!
[he points at some of the jars] I don’t think they should be visible… Ewwwww…

Snape: [steps threateningly up to Jai] If anyone touches them… They die!

Thom: [grabbing Jai and pulling him away from the nasty wizard] Ohhhkay. No
work on the classroom!

Snape: No work on any room.

Carson: Actually, Mister Creature from the Black Lagoon, we can. See, there is
a thing called being hired by Dumbledore. Ever heard oh him?

Snape: [sneers]

Carson: [smiles] That’s what I thought, Bat-boy.

Kyan: If we cut his hair – [earns him a glare from Snape] add some blond
highlights and lowlights and style it just right… We could make him look like
Alan Rickman!

Carson: [nods approvingly] And when I take him shopping I will finally get to
see what Alan Rickman looks like in his underwear! [gives cute look to Kyan,
ignoring the hostile glare coming from the Man In Black]

Meanwhile, at the same time…

[Ted, Thom and Jai have made their way to into Snape’s private rooms]

Thom: [looking around the room] Oh my God… I thought Bargeman had no furniture…
This is lamentable! There is nothing here… What does this guy do? How does he
live in this…

Ted: [searching for a kitchen with Jai] There is no kitchen! Why is there not a
kitchen?

Jai: They have some kind of weird creatures that are like maids… [looks at Ted
with raised eyebrows]

Ted: [nodding] Okay… I and Thom will go out and get some appliances.

Jai: [looking around] Um… I hate to point out what should be obvious…

Ted: [storming out] SNAPE!!! [comes in the classroom, students laughing
hysterically and their professor, to see Kyan and Carson tugging at the man’s
hair and cloths] We are going to get special permission from Dumbledore to have
electricity put in your private room, because you my friend are going to learn
how to cook for your girlfriend.

Snape: [looks at Hermione, and glares, but softens with a smile] I should have
known you would have something to do with this. [sighs and looks at the
five “queers”] Fine. I give up. What do I do?


Chapter Two
A/N: I should explain why Severus needs to ask out his girlfriend… They
technically are involved, but lately (you will find out in a few minutes) he
doesn’t do as much for her as he used too… AKA: The Romance Has Fizzled! So
they are about to put him through training to straighten him out.

Ø

Scene Two

[The students are herded out, including Hermione, and the five queers are left
alone with Snape – oh don’t be sick! J ]

Thom: Okay… First, we are going to talk about what the hell you are thinking!
[looks pointedly at Snape] What the hell were you thinking? I mean, there is
nothing here! You have no carpet.

Snape: It’s a castle. It doesn’t come with carpet.

Thom: [giving Snape a look] So, you couldn’t add any? I mean, c’mon, you’re a
wizard! Now, look… This is so dismal that even a corpse would be unhappy. The
floors and walls are so cold. It shows no warmth, no life. It is just pathetic!
You only have one dingy couch and a bed. A bed that has no expression or life…
It is like being in a prison!

[from in the bathroom]

Kyan: [shouting] Hey, Thom! I want Bat-boy for a minute!

Thom: [smiling] Kyan wants you, Bat-boy!

Snape: [growling because he hates being called ‘Bat-boy’, walks to bathroom]

Kyan: [grabs Snape and pushes him in front of a cracked mirror] Okay… Look! You
would have great hair if you just used the right products. I can see that you
do have hair products, but you are using two-in-ones! That is the wrong answer,
my friend.

Snape: [glares] You’re not my friend!

Kyan: [wrinkles his knows] A little grumpy, aren’t we? [ignores the continued
glaring] What we need to do is cut you’re hair. I know you like it long, but it
would look much better shorter. Having it this long makes you look much older
than you are. And with your skin tone, your hair makes you look washed out. I
know it is natural, but it still makes you look washed out. What I want to do
is add a few highlights and low lights in dark and light blond. I know it seems
dramatic, but you will look great, I promise. Trust me!

[from yet another part of the rooms]

Ted: Which ever one of your girls has the straight guy… I need ‘im!

[Snape reluctantly trudges through threw the halls to find Ted and Jai standing
together talking]

Ted: [approaching Snape carefully] Alright. With you being a wizard, I am sure
you can just wave and voila a meal! But, I have talked to Dumbledore and we are
getting you good old Muggle electricity down here for your private rooms only.
Since Hermione is a Muggle and she says that your… love life… has lost its
spark, I am going to teach you how to cook a gorgeous four course meal. We’ll
start with appetizers them move on to salad, the main course and finally…
dessert.

Jai: Okay. I have talked to Dumbledore about the whole ruining of your life
because of this Dark Lord. I get that you really don’t like socializing and
being with people, but you need to go out and spend some time with Hermione.
What we are going to have you do is bring Hermione to your room, cook for her
and have a candle light dinner. They you will take her out to see a play or a
concert or an opera… Something romantic, something she enjoys. Okay?

Snape: [looks highly disgruntled]

[Carson, Kyan and Thom enter the room]

Carson: Okay, Bat-boy. We are going to take you to have your hair washed and
styled. Then I am going to take you shopping in Diamond –

Ted: Diagon…

Carson: Diagon Alley. And we will get you some better fitting, and more
colorful, robes. Then we’ll get you some Muggle clothes for when you spend time
with Hermione. [gives Snape a serious look] The only time I want you in those
robes is where you’re in your teacher capacity or playing with Hermione in your
teacher capacity.

[Snape’s mouth drops.]

Carson: [grins] Let’s motor!

[cis]

At the present, I'm writing a Snape/Hermione fic, but due to my aversion to Hermione other than in Hermione/Voldie fics, the

writing isn't going so well, but I love the plot line.

So, here's the thing. Three proposals:

1) An intense collaboration with a serious, but passionate Snape/Hermione SHIPper.

2) Giving the entire in-depth chaptered outline (not just a plot summary) to someone and letting them work it out.

or 3) Giving the entire work to someone and letting them play with it as their own.

I'm not finished with it yet, but I'm getting there. I just wanted to be sure early, and a collaboration or outline could start soon. Number three would have to wait a while. It's rated R, probably Astronomy Tower.

Here's a plot summary for anyone:

Hermione gets stuck in a wizarding Truth or Dare game and Draco dares her to seduce Snape. The gist of it is right there, but it actually is more complex. The plot summary is just for anyone who is interested. I do need responses before anyone takes it though, and I'd be happy to beta if no one wants a collaboration.

Lunalelle


*I have asked for Lunalelle's permission to post her plot bunny here, at WIKTT, as I believe she might get more responses. I don't

know if it's against the rules, but if it is, I will remove it when requested. The original link (thread) is at

http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=41195. If anyone is interested, please contact her.*

[cis]

Junior Plot Bunny:

If you've ever seen the movie 'Junior' and enjoyed it immensely, than this is the plot bunny for
you!

Cast of Characters:

Dr. Alex Hesse- Severus Snape
Dr. Larry Arbagast- Harry Potter
Dr. Diana Reddin- Hermione Granger
Angela (Larry's ex-wife)- Ginny Weasley
Dr. Ned Sneller- Ron Weasley
Noah Banes- Cornelius Fudge
Louise (Larry's Assistant)- Lavender Brown


You can throw in other characters as you like, but those must be the specific roles.

The scenario:

Severus Snape has been working in conjunction with Mediwizard Harry Potter on a new potion
that will allow witches with infertility problems to carry a child safely to term. They are working
with Ministry funding under the ever-watchful eye of Cornelius Fudge.  When the potion is
turned down by the Experimental Potions Board, Cornelius shuts down the project and brings in
Hermione Granger; a renowned Magical Scientist who specializes in prolonging a witch's
'biological clock' by magically freezing their eggs.

Severus decides to abandon the project and return to teaching, but with A LOT of persuasion
from Harry, decides to carry a child through the first trimester himself; in order to present the
figures to Ministry officials in the States. Hermione, feeling bad for getting the funding and lab
space from Snape, offers to share. Though she is still annoying, with his hormone weakened
personality, Snape finds himself falling in love with the slightly odd know-it-all.

Meanwhile, Fudge knows they are up to something and has been snooping around. Ginny,
Harry's ex-wife, finds out she is pregnant from a one-night-stand. *You choose the character,
though I am partial to Draco Malfoy* She turns to Harry for help, and they find themselves
falling back in love.

If you've seen the movie, the rest is pretty self- explanatory.

I've had this idea in my head for some time now, so I'm praying someone will pick it up!

ENJOY!

[cis]

Alrighty than.

Well, okay, I'm not very creative so this will most likely be painful to some.

Snape and Hermoine are partered up in an ice skating contest, it can be in hogwarts, or between the other European Wizarding schools. Naturally, it's Dumbledore's doing.

There is more than one round, so our beloved witch and wizard get to change costumes

Snape has to wear something other than black during one the rounds. And he must (gets to) wear TIGHTS.

They can go a few individual rounds also, if you like.

so, that's about it. Wether they end up falling in love or not is up to you.

Cheers,
Steph